character progression log

Level 1.
Not great.

Every main character starts somewhere embarrassing. Bork started in front of a mirror, having a moment. It gets better from here. Mostly.

120 / 1000 XP
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Bork looking at his reflection in a mirror, unimpressed with what he sees

progression log

Every level,
unlocked.

LVL 2 Bork with fists clenched, glowing pink background, powering up

Something Snapped

Unclear what triggered it. Doesn't matter. There's no going back to Level 1 now.

LVL 3 Bork wearing a red superhero cape, standing confidently under a starry sky

Main Character Arc

Cape acquired. Confidence acquired. Neither were earned through conventional means.

LVL 4 Bork staring in shock at his bank card

Checked The Balance

This was a setback. A hero doesn't need money. A hero needs $BORK.

max level reached

This is what
winning looks like.

Pool float, water gun, zero responsibilities. Every level was worth it for this exact moment.

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Bork holding a red balloon on a grassy hill next to a small friend eating cotton candy
BONUS LEVEL

He Made a Friend

Nobody saw this coming, least of all Bork. There's a balloon involved. There's always a balloon involved.

final boss

Rest.

He earned this one. So did you, probably. Buy the coin.

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